Take the quiz: Which Louis Vuitton campaign star are you?
They say you can judge a man by his shoes. And surely, given the female obsession with all things pumps, flats and boots, this applies to women too. There’s something about what we put on our feet — whether it’s laced, slipped-on or devastatingly vertiginous — that speak to our subconscious self-perception and considered external projection. So what better way to discover your true self than with a shoe quiz to reveal your celebrity spirit animal. Get clicking.
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How do you choose your shoes in the morning?
It has to match with my outfit to create a cohesive look.
You can't be fly if you can't stride in comfort.
It needs to look good and feel good. Why do they have to be mutually exclusive?
It's all about what's on my feet. Who cares if the clothes don't match. Who are you? The Queen of England?
Because I need to slay, all day.
When you meet someone for the first time, and you don't like their shoes, what is your first thought?
How can we ever go shopping together?
Let me teach you how to respect yourself.
As long as you're living your best life, my friend.
Please tell me you've just come from competing in Ninja Warrior.
I know athleisure is in, but this is ridiculous.
When shopping for new shoes, which of the following statements best describes you?
If it ain't this season, forget it.
You have to think about the cost per wear.
Same shoes but at a cheaper price? I'll happily wait a few days for that.
Listen, I just have particular tastes and particular feet.
You can snag a bargain if you understand your own style.
Where do you get your shoe-inspiration?
Digital is now, people.
I need a push to be more adventurous.
They just have so much swag.
I can spot a trend from a hundred miles away.
They've already combed through the collections and have separated the 24 carat magic from the fool's gold.
How would you describe your shoe wardrobe?
I know what I like, and don't need to waste my time on fleeting trends.
It's like they're spawning overnight and taking over my apartment.
Also, every now and then, I'll whip out the cleaning kit and give them a once over.
Convenient and casual.
Naturally, it has it's own security code.