We’ll be honest. Yes, this quiz is aimed at matching you up with your Greek mythology soulmate. Then what? Shits and giggles aside, it’s more a convenient tool for you to wrangle a Gucci gift from a loved one this Christmas.

Before you go on a clicking frenzy, let us remind you: For someone to play Santa and shell out a cool couple of hundo on you during the holidays, you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout… you know the drill. Which means, don’t go tagging that friend of a friend you’ve only met once but tipsily serenaded “baby I’m worth it, uh huh I’m worth it” to during karaoke on this quiz.

Instead, shout out to a close-knit circle of candidates spanning family and best buds. In spirit of and in collaboration with Gucci, find out which god or goddess you have an affinity with, and by relation, the presents you’re deserving of this Christmas.